Gen Z’s 2000’s Nostalgia, Jewish Geneticist Says Danes Are Inbreds, Trump To Build Third Temple

Gen Z is aching for easier times of the '90s and '00s — baggy jeans, flip-phones, and no doomscrolling. In Athens, Georgia, a Chad in full SS regalia is accosted by females that can’t keep their hands off him. Maine Democrats trot out a shitlib guy with a "Nazi tattoo" — and the Republicans are salivating at the scandal. November looms with rumors of EBT riots. Across the pond, a Reform UK MP grovels after daring to whisper the unspeakable: Whites are erased from ads, underrepresented and discriminated against. Ireland crowns a far-left President while the media fixates on her Palestinian flag-waving—blind to her open-borders zeal and contempt for the Irish.

In France, 12-year-old Lola was brutally raped and butchered; her father died of a broken heart. A French activist faces repercussions for citing stats on North African and Middle Eastern inbreeding—meanwhile, in Denmark, a Jewish geneticist is labeling Danes the inbred ones, prescribing race-mixing as the cure. UK scientists shriek for cancer warnings on bacon and ham, demanding your breakfast come with a skull and crossbones. On Israeli TV, Trump reigns as a toga-clad Roman Emperor, while Orthodox Jews corner the White House press sec: "When will he greenlight the Third Temple?"